Momisms

I work at an all women's gym, so I talk to lots of moms everyday, and I hear some pretty funny things.  They have lots of "momisms" that are quoted often.  Here are a few of my favorites...

1.  There are very few things in life that coffee and chocolate can't make better.

2.  This isn't Burger King - you don't get it your way, you get it my way!

3.  I have one ounce of sanity left...would you like it?

4.  I try to take life one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

5.  Mommy brain is when your gray matter turns into gray hair.

Happy Friday and have a great weekend, everyone!