Five Question Friday - Most Embarassing Moment Edition!

1. Did you pass your driver's test on the first try?

Yep.

2. What is your most embarrassing moment?
Oooh, just one?  I'm such a clutz, I have a lot of those...let's see, the worst one was probably when I was pregnant with our oldest son...I still crack up thinking about it!  (I have a weird sense of humor!) 

My husband (who is a pastor) needed to pick up light bulbs for our church while I was at Walmart, so I took one with me to make sure I was getting the right kind.  It was one of those big long flourescent bulbs, so I stuck it in my shopping cart and propped it up so it wouldn't fall and break.

Now, before I go on, let me add here that this happened about six months after 9/11, so everyone was still very uptight and suspicious about everything.  As I start pushing my cart away from the door, in a crowded store, something apparently bumped the bulb and - POW!  It exploded into a million pieces.  Immediately masses of panicked customers turned to the door...to see a very surprised pregnant woman staring at shattered glass.  Let's just say the employees were not happy with me.

3. What TV show would you like to be on- Oprah, Biggest Loser, or What Not to Wear?
What Not To Wear!  Can someone nominate me, please?  I've been begging my husband for years but apparently he hasn't nominated me yet because they haven't called me.

4. Would you ever get plastic surgery and what kind?
Probably not because I'm a chicken...but if I did, it would probably be a tummy tuck.  After 2 babies, I just don't think it's going away no matter how much I work out...

5. What are your favorite jeans to wear?
Ahem...after the above question this will make sense...dark rinse tummy tuck jeans.  These things are awesome - they really work.  I'm not as skinny as I look in those jeans.  : P